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I've seen worse. . . . It just so happens that your friend here is mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. - Billy Crystal Quotes

I've seen worse. . . . It just so happens that your friend here is mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

Change is such hard work - Billy Crystal Quotes

Change is such hard work

I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish. - Billy Crystal Quotes

I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.

American Comedian Funny

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. - Billy Crystal Quotes

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar. - Billy Crystal Quotes

Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.

American Comedian Funny

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal Quotes

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

American Comedian Funny Sex

This guy was so large, he had his own climate. - Billy Crystal Quotes

This guy was so large, he had his own climate.

Gentlemen, start your egos. - Billy Crystal Quotes

Gentlemen, start your egos.

American Comedian Funny

Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do,' and it ain't that great? (from

Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do,' and it ain't that great? (from "City Slickers")

The reason we are together is because she puts lead in my shoes and doesn't let me fly off the earth. And it's always been that way. - Billy Crystal Quotes

The reason we are together is because she puts lead in my shoes and doesn't let me fly off the earth. And it's always been that way.

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right. - Billy Crystal Quotes

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.

American Comedian Funny

I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap. - Billy Crystal Quotes

I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.

People thought this would be an award show -- but we couldn't get anybody to open up the envelopes. I've been backstage at a lot of rock concerts, and I've never seen musicians run away from white powder before! - Billy Crystal Quotes

People thought this would be an award show -- but we couldn't get anybody to open up the envelopes. I've been backstage at a lot of rock concerts, and I've never seen musicians run away from white powder before!

Bill don't go, it's OK, we love you. - Billy Crystal Quotes

Bill don't go, it's OK, we love you.

I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do. I'm almost shocked that I'm still around after all of these years . . . and always grateful that I get another turn to do something. - Billy Crystal Quotes

I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do. I'm almost shocked that I'm still around after all of these years . . . and always grateful that I get another turn to do something.

To be or ... Line! - Billy Crystal Quotes

To be or ... Line!

I would even walk so it wouldn't look like we're together. Here I can hold his hand. - Billy Crystal Quotes

I would even walk so it wouldn't look like we're together. Here I can hold his hand.

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love, - Billy Crystal Quotes

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love,

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love. - Billy Crystal Quotes

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.

American Comedian Funny

You just can't do that. - Billy Crystal Quotes

You just can't do that.

Oh, I can't do it right now; I'm busy, I'm busy, too. - Billy Crystal Quotes

Oh, I can't do it right now; I'm busy, I'm busy, too.

I'm sure you'll see more (celebrities) if we make the playoffs. - Billy Crystal Quotes

I'm sure you'll see more (celebrities) if we make the playoffs.

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do. - Billy Crystal Quotes

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.

American Comedian Funny

At night, I'll notice a thigh will just start aching. And this arm, and this... - Billy Crystal Quotes

At night, I'll notice a thigh will just start aching. And this arm, and this...

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